THE BIKER

by David G Dickenson

MY BROTHER HAS A LOVE AFFAIR
WITH TWO LAND-ROVER BIKES
AND WHEN HE GETS THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE
HE'S OUT FOR CYCLE HIKES

HE'S WORN THEM DOWN TO METAL
AT LEAST WERE THE RUBBER GOES
SO IF HE HAS TO STOP REAL QUICK
HE STANDS ON HIS TIP-TOES

THE TROUBLE IS HE ISN'T SCARED
WHEN ON THE BIG MAIN ROADS
SO IF HE DOESN'T WEAR HIS HAT
HE'LL MEET THOSE OVERLOADS.

YET I'VE BEEN OUT ON RIDES WITH HIM
ALL AROUND THE LAND
HE'S OUT THAT MUCH GIVEN HALF THE CHANCE
HE'S FORMED HIS OWN BRASS BAND

SO KEEP UP THE BIKIN' BROTHER
YOU'VE MILES TO GO JUST YET
I CAN SEE YOU DO THE END TO END
NOW THAT'S A DEFINITE BET.